Funny bio

I love writing spanking stories - that’s the most important thing I want to say in this author’s biography.

Of course, if I were to write a PhD dissertation now, I could go on and on about the cultural-historical aspects of spanking. I would certainly be interested in the academics by presenting the hormonal or psychological aspects of the issue. Nor do I have any doubt that readers with an unquenchable interest in philosophy would also receive huge applause if I were to analyse the complex system of sin and punishment; just as it would be a fundamental result to have a scientifically demanding analysis of the spiritual issues of physical and spiritual self-sacrifice.

No doubt, it would all be a very remarkable wish, but the reality is much simpler. All indications are that my immoral graphomania has deep-rooted causes, specifically soul migration, the reincarnation.

Sometime in the past I was as cheeky in my previous life as I am now, I have good reason to assume that as a punishment I spent an entire night locked in a cage full of hungry wolves at the time; and the next day they held a ceremony in honour of a goddess Kali and burned my body — at least the parts the wolves had left. My charred bones were thrown into the Ganges, as a result, all the fish in the river died, all the vegetation was destroyed and the river, which was originally rich in freshwater, turned into a stinking swamp :-)

Well, so much for my background. Now  I'm a completely normal creature, blessed and afflicted with huge and limitless imagination.  At times, I get off the path, but do not get involved with obsessions. I know what I want, and I’m doing everything that makes me feel good.

If all this has not alarmed the dear reader, I would like to recommend my books published at Amazon. They take place in a variety of historical eras presenting exciting conflicts.

And if one wants even more than that, one can dream of how magical it would be if a hopeful Nobel Prize-winning writer spanks his better-worthy butt. Of course, there is no real chance, but daydreams are always more exciting than mere reality.

Have fun with my books!

Miriam Sheafe